Words of a teenage escapist.

So I'm fond of talking to my best friend about the upcoming concert that's happening in two weeks (TWO WEEKS HUHUHUHUHU) and our conversations usually go like this:

(via phone messaging and facebook chat)

((posted for my own amusement))

(((read at your own risk)))

Me: I don't even know if I want a press conference pass anymore. The concert will lose a part of its thrill because I want to be super duper excited when they come out on stage and I see them for the first time, you know? LIKE WHOA THEY'RE REAL. I like the element of surprise.

Joy: Surprise?

Me: Ay, wait. Joke. Not element of surprise. Element of shock. EPILEPSY. HEART ATTACK.

Joy: Just don't faint.

Me: I'll try.

Joy: NO WHEN YOU FAINT I NEED TO BE THERE SO THAT I CAN SCREAM AND GET THEIR ATTENTION WHEEEE

Me: Gaga ka forever :((((((

Joy: Love you too.

Me: Huhuhuhuhu non-stop texting on September 7. Please prepare yourself.

Joy: I still have two weeks to prepare. I can do this ahahahahahaha

Me: You have to. DA FUCK I JUST 150 PESOS ON SECOND-HAND BOOKS HUHUHUHUHU PLEASE STOP ME (((can't stop won't stop)))

Joy: LECHE CHRYSS STOP TAMA NA (that's enough) NO PADDLE POPS FOR YOU think of Taemin and Kyungsewww and Sekai and your light sticks okei

Me: Why Kyungsewww it's like you're saying Kyungsoo is ew :(((((( and you just made me choke on my lasagna congrats

Joy: Woops awkward hehe sorry haha yay I deserve an award. I'm buying you Paddle Pops after the concert.

Me: Awww you da best

Joy: So the Paddle Pops can have meltdowns in your mouth instead of you breaking down whut okay I'm going to sleep bye

(an hour later...)

Me: Pst.

Me: Are u awake

Me: Wakey wakey~

Me: Joke, just continue sleeping.

Me: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
(4 hours later)
Me: Are you seriously still asleep

Le sigh.