Taemin and Kai are out to ruin my life

• BLOGGING FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVE
• I FEEL LIKE KICKING YOU BOTH WHERE IT HURTS
• THIS IS NOT FAIR, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
• CEASE TO EXIST, YOU TWO IDIOTS
• LOVES OF MY LIFE LOVING EACH OTHER THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE
• FUCKING FAVORITE OF ALL MY FAVORITES
• THE WORLD SUPPOSEDLY ENDS TOMORROW AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS BECAUSE HASHTAG FEELINGS
• WHY WHY WHY WAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• HE LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO HUG YOU AFTER YOU POURED TWO BOTTLES OF WATER ON HIS LOVELINESS AND THEN YOU HUG HIM BACK IN THAT SPECIAL WAY OF YOURS
• IT FUCKING HURTS TO BREATHE RIGHT NOW 
• I WILL HUNT YOU BOTH DOWN AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
• WOW NO JUST STOP ALREADY
• THIS GIF IS MOCKING ME
• THE MERE EXISTENCE OF THIS GIF, OF THIS FUCKING MOMENT, IS ENOUGH TO CRUSH MY FRAGILE FANGIRL HEART INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES BECAUSE THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST ADORABLE MOMENT IN ALL MY OTP HISTORY?????
• AND I HAVE A LOT OF OTPS, A LOOOOOOOOOOOOT
• AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!! YOUR PRIZE IS CHRYSS STARTS HATING YOUR EVERYTHING
• EXCEPT THAT DEEP DOWN SHE WILL SHIP THE BOTH OF YOU FOREVEEEER
• AND KISS THE GROUND YOU BOTH WALK ON
• I FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF A CLIFF
• I AM 6437983279898721390847982615876382590 % DONE WITH YOU TWO
• UGH MY HEART HURTS
• THANKS A LOT